Prelude.
“The little boy found a machine gun/walked on the roof/climbed a cherry tree/rode the elevator...” - in a word, it’s harder to name what the ever-memorable little boy did NOT do. We remember how it all usually ended from childhood. Undoubtedly, one of the most striking pre-Internet memes and the main genres of school folklore of all time are “sadistic rhymes”, also known as “sadistic ditties”, “sadistic couplets”, “sadushki”, etc. Despite the fact that throughout the 90s the genre lost popularity, “rhymes” continue to live and spread, including through the Internet. According to some estimates, total number there are close to four hundred of their stories. The poems are quatrains with pairs of rhyming lines (rarely couplets), which tell about the death or injury of the main character, usually as a result of some kind of man-made impact.
Children in the basement played Gestapo
Plumber Potapov brutally tortured
His whole life is still ahead of him
...if he takes the dagger out of his chest
A dump truck drove up behind him.
There was no cry or groan heard,
Only the shoes stick out from the concrete.
A little boy was walking around a construction site,
I accidentally fell into a barrel of gasoline.
He began to choke and stuck his nose out
Good uncle brought me a match! The happy mother laughed for a long time -
There is no need to take your son to the crematorium!
A little boy was walking around a construction site,
I accidentally fell into an empty barrel.
A slab of three hundred tons fell from above,
And it turned out to be “Tourist’s Breakfast”.
A little boy walked through a construction site
The good worker was watching him.
The crowbar whistled like Chingachgook's spear,
Grandma doesn't have a sweet grandson.
A little boy fell from the balcony
Soon his scream stopped below.
Grandma rushed into the room like a doe...
No, he didn’t hit the pot of geraniums!
A helicopter was flying in the sky above him.
The turbine winds the fishing line onto the shaft...
The boy ended up in MI8 as a “stinger”!
Ninth floor, narrow cornice,
The little boy is falling down!
A surprised mother looks from below -
No, the boy will not learn to fly!
The old lady did not suffer for long
On high voltage wires,
Her charred carcass
Timur's men found him in the bushes.
The boy asked: “Give me some candy, mom!”
Mom said: “Put your finger in the socket!”
The guests laughed for a long time at the joke
Watching the children's bones smolder
I asked electrician Petrov:
“Why did you put a wire around your neck?”
Petrov doesn’t answer anything,
Only the wind shakes his corpse.
A little boy found a machine gun.
He pressed the butt with his small foot.
With his small hand he pulled the trigger,
The brains slammed into the ceiling with a squeal.
A little boy found a machine gun
Nobody lives in the village anymore.
Masha found a grenade in the field,
What is this dad? - she asked
Pull the ring, - dad said.
The bow flew over the field for a long time.
The girl Masha was looking for raspberries,
She stepped on a mine with her foot.
They will appear in my dreams for a long time
Those blue eyes on the pine tree
Another ending option:
...The shot rang out, the guard fell:
The father was covering the boy from behind.
The boys played Indians in the field
Girls picked flowers in the field
Masha bent over - there's an ax in her ass
Indian Egor throws accurately
A little boy found a razor
He came to dad with this razor
Dad exclaimed: “Harmonica!”
The baby's smile gets wider and wider.
The little boy bought a kimono
He saw many techniques in the movies,
With a cry of “cue!” and a kick
Dad's balls dripped into his boots,
Dad responded with the same blow,
The boy's eggs were found under the sofa.
The little boy was cooking compote,
Instead of a lemon, I put in a lemon,
Little sister wanted to try the foam -
It took a long time to tear the brains off the wall.
A little boy was walking along the sleepers,
He held his little sister by the hand next to him.
The express from Siberia rushed quickly:
There were two of them - now there are four.
Fast train Tbilisi-Baku,
The man's head was pressed against the door.
The train started moving, the man ran,
I watched him for a long time...
The little boy was bathing in the bath,
Swam, dived, doused himself with water.
Mom crept up, rustling her skirt:
Fucking with a stool - and no baby.
A little boy swam down the Nile
A crocodile swam up behind him
The old crocodile groaned for a long time
Pioneer badge stuck in ass
A little boy floated on a piece of ice,
An icebreaker approached him from behind.
There is no more gratifying picture in the world:
On the left is half a Petit and on the right is half a Petit!
A little boy climbed into the refrigerator
With his small foot he pressed the switch.
The snot in my nose quickly froze.
No, he won't finish his sausage
A girl found a pineapple in a field.
It turned out to be a fascist landmine.
I took out a knife and wanted to eat...
The ass was found about six kilometers away.
Children in the basement played Gestapo,
Plumber Potapov was brutally tortured.
Potapov will not say, Potapov is silent:
The wrench is sticking out between the ribs.
Stars in a pile, bones in a row
The tram ran over the October squad.
Red ties flutter over the square:
A bomb hit the Pioneer Palace.
Two lovers lay in the rye
The harvester stood quietly at the boundary
It started up quietly, went quietly...
Someone found half a dick in a loaf
Dad dropped a grenade from work,
To show it to my son Ignat.
The boy hid the grenade in the oven...
Dad won't survive, no matter how much you treat him.
The head teacher caught Vasya, a second-year student,
I nailed it to the wall in the classroom.
Anatomy lesson coming soon -
The teacher will have an exhibit.
Red Square, green Christmas trees.
Misha broke three needles at the Christmas tree.
The black Volgas rushed by, rustling, -
Mother can't wait for baby to come home
A little boy was flying a kite.
An airplane was flying in the sky above him.
The turbine pulled the fishing line into the engine
“Pakhtakor” never played football again!
The boy climbed up the tree for a pear,
Watchman Pakhom takes out his sawn-off shotgun:
A shot rang out, a desperate cry...
Here is “forty-one,” said the old man.
The boy climbed up the tree behind the plum tree,
Watchman Pakhom takes out his sawn-off shotgun:
A shot is heard, a desperate cry...
“Forty-second,” the old man smiled.
The boy climbed up the tree behind the cherry,
Watchman Pakhom takes out his sawn-off shotgun:
The shot rang out and the guard fell.
The boy got his Mauser out earlier!
Option: “Dad was covering the boy from behind”!
Children in the basement played Gestapo
Plumber Potapov brutally tortured
but he still has everything ahead
if he pulls the crowbar out of his chest
another variant
arms and legs nailed to the back of the head
but still didn’t reveal where he was hiding the bottle
Grandmother was waiting for her granddaughter from school
potassium cyanide in a mortar
Grandfather got ahead of Grandma
nailed his granddaughter to the fence
A little boy found a machine gun
no one lives in the village anymore
and no one lives in the city either
where does the bastard get his ammo?
another variant
Only Grandma Matryona remained in the village
oh it’s a pity there wasn’t enough cartridge for it
Grandmother loved her granddaughter very much
planted a bomb in her crib
two powerful explosions were heard at night
granddaughter loved grandma too
The girl Masha loved to use chemicals
I poured something, poured something
there was a huge explosion at night
it was a powerful impulse of genius
Anton Prokhorov fed the pigeons
threw the loaf and killed ten pieces))))
A little boy found Pershing 2
Pressed the red button at the wing
For a long time the Yankees could not understand
What kind of fungus grows in the distance
Little boy playing diver
He measured the depth of the toilet
Good uncle pressed the pedal
And the boy rushed off into the underwater distance
Black in front, black in back -
Blacks march at the Moscow parade.
I propose to remember a little black humor of the 90s...
A little boy found a machine gun -
No one else lives in the village.
Old grandmother Matryona groans,
But there was not enough cartridge for it.
A little boy climbed up an apple tree
Grandfather the watchman took out his sawn-off shotgun.
A shot rang out, a scream was heard...
"Forty-eight!" - The old man grinned.
Late autumn, the grass is drying up,
A little boy chops wood.
The blade entered the body softly,
Childhood is gone along with your feet...
A little boy was playing in the boiler room,
I opened various taps there.
The boiling water splashed loudly,
The boiled meat was carried away by the flood.
I accidentally fell into a barrel of gasoline.
He began to choke and stuck his nose out...
My uncle helpfully brought me a match.
A little boy was walking on the roof,
Everything was fine, but he soon fell.
He did thirty-three somersaults in the air,
It took a long time to scrape it off the asphalt.
A little boy was playing at a construction site,
A dump truck pulled up behind him.
For a long time the drivers laughed until they cried,
Ripping baby meat off the wheels.
The little boy found the rope.
And he came to school with this rope.
The children laughed for a long time at the joke:
The bald director was hanging in the toilet.
A little boy found a kimono
I learned a couple of tricks from the movies.
With a cry of "Kiya!" and with a kick
Dad's balls dripped into his boots.
A little boy found a gun
For a long time he aimed at dad's ridge.
The shot rang out and dad fell.
Mom thought: “So I got it!”
A little boy played diver:
He boldly dived to the bottom of the toilet.
Dad accidentally pressed the pedal
And the boy rushed off into the shitty distance.
A little boy found a scooter -
There are no more poles in the village.
A little boy found a gun.
The school is standing, but there is no director.
The little boy wanted to shave
I hit my throat with a straight razor.
The bitter news was told to the father.
Dad said: “Serves the tomboy right!”
A little boy found a machine gun.
And he stuck the barrel up grandfather’s ass.
Grandfather is now unable to understand
Who learned to shoot so accurately?
A little boy cooked jellied meat -
A legless father was crawling on the floor.
A little boy walked through the forest,
My little foot fell into a trap.
"So lucky!" - thought the forester, -
“Tomorrow I’ll invite my friends to a picnic!”
A little boy climbed into the refrigerator
I accidentally pressed the switch with my foot.
The snot is freezing in my nose...
No, he won’t have time to finish the sausage!
A little boy was walking around a construction site,
I accidentally fell into a bathtub of concrete.
In the morning my mother went to the store,
He looks - his son is smiling in the wall.
A little boy fell from the balcony
Soon his scream stopped below.
Grandma rushed into the room like a doe...
No, he didn’t hit the pot of geraniums!
A little boy was sitting on the roof,
If he were a butterfly, he would fly.
Someone crept up from behind with a club -
So the dreams of an idiot have come true...
The little boy was sucking candy
A dump truck drove up behind him...
The next morning the newspapers wrote:
The boy died after choking on candy.
Little boy with a broken leg
He eats soup with a wooden spoon.
Mom looks at her son with tenderness:
“When will you get drunk, you lame bastard?”
A little boy climbed onto the window
The foolish little thing hung down.
The asphalt and the fence are splashed with blood:
The boy threw a tomato at passers-by.
The little boy cooked compote,
Instead of lemons, I put in lemons.
Mom wanted to try the foam -
It took a long time to scrape it off the wall.
A little boy lived with his grandmother
I have loved beer since childhood.
Vodka, wine, etc., etc....
The baby has grown up and lives in the LTP.
A little boy was digging a hole.
Suddenly metal hit the iron.
Hands on the tree, and eggs by the oak tree:
You can't treat a mine so roughly.
A little boy found a shotgun -
A one-legged old man galloped for a long time.
Once a pioneer passed along the shore,
An elderly crocodile was lying in the river.
The old crocodile groaned for a long time:
A pioneer badge stuck in my ass.
The little boy sat and fished,
A large crocodile swam past.
Bones crunched in a mighty hand...
The corpse of a crocodile floats down the river.
Vova was forced to clean the gun.
Thin fingers held the forend,
A thin hand pulled the trigger,
The eyes whistled into the ceiling.
The boy found a neutron bomb
I put it in my briefcase and went to school.
The teachers' council laughed for a long time:
The school is intact, but there are no students!
Vovka found a pistol in a ditch,
Vova no longer has parents.
The boy brought a bad grade from school,
Father wrapped the tire iron in newspaper.
With a crunch, the iron entered between the eyes:
“You’re going to learn your lessons, you bum!”
The girl Masha walked across the field,
The girl Masha found a grenade.
People thought, thunder rumbled...
The bow flew over the field for a long time.
The daughter asked her dad for some candy.
Dad told her: “Put your finger in the socket!”
The children's bones quickly charred,
The guests laughed for a long time at the joke.
Masha found a razor on the street.
"What is this, uncle?" - she asked.
“A harmonica,” he answered her.
The baby smiles from ear to ear.
The girl Masha loved animals:
"Mom, let's go to the zoo quickly!"
She wanted to play with the tiger...
The unfortunate mother cried for a long time.
The girl Masha found a fly agaric.
She liked the pattern on the hat.
"Must be delicious!" - she decided.
An ambulance is no longer needed.
Beautiful girl
Lying naked in the bushes.
Another would have raped
And I just kicked!
The girl of her beloved grandfather shaved.
I couldn’t resist - I got a little naughty.
His face became like a pear...
Grandpa is old, why does he need ears?
Tiny girl named Rita
She quietly played with a piece of dynamite.
An explosion suddenly rang out on Zhdanov Street...
Eyes - in Medvedkovo, butt - in Chertanovo.
Dad takes Anya to a bush,
He treats his daughter to a red berry.
The child dies in terrible torment...
Dad is a writer, he studies life!
The girls were picking flowers in the field,
The boys were playing Indians in the field.
Tanya bent over and there was an ax in her butt:
The Indian Egor throws accurately.
The girl was walking in a dark forest,
She hummed a song quietly.
Suddenly wolves jumped from behind a bush -
The butt was left dangling on the tree.
The girls met a tiger in the forest -
The mothers didn't see their children back from their walk.
The girl was riding a boat in the sea -
With the tide, tights returned.
The girl was sledding down the hill,
Soldiers rode in tanks nearby.
The bones crunched like cabbage,
The hill became sad and empty...
The girl decided to iron her skirt
And heated the iron red hot.
The girl burned down along with the apartment.
The skirt remained wrinkled...
A girl in the kindergarten was playing with a ball,
I accidentally hit my uncle with the ball.
Uncle puffed up: “Uh-oh, fidget!”
Only the eyes dangled from the fingers.
The girl accidentally fell into the river.
Mom didn't scold her for this.
Before you scold your daughter,
We still need to call a diver...
Our Tanya cries loudly:
The ball is bouncing around the head.
This is my father's invention -
The ball is made of lead!
Bones in a row, stars in a row:
The tram ran over the October squad.
Nearby, the counselor is chewing a sandwich,
Tomorrow he will bring a new detachment.
Naked women fly across the sky:
A rocket hit the bathhouse.
The old lady did not suffer for long
In high voltage wires,
Her charred carcass
It instilled fear in the birds.
Grandmother was waiting for her granddaughter from school,
Potassium cyanide pounded in a mortar.
Grandfather got ahead of grandmother -
He nailed his granddaughter to the fence.
There's a child lying on the floor
All pink with blood.
It was dad who played with him
In Pavlik Morozov.
Two lovers lay in the rye,
Nearby the combine stood at the boundary line,
It started up quietly, went quietly,
Someone found a bra in the loaf.
Blue sea, bloody goulash:
Our plane landed on the beach.
Children in the basement played Gestapo,
Plumber Potapov was brutally tortured.
Potapov will not say, Potapov is silent:
The wrench is sticking out between the ribs.
Nails nailed to the back of the head,
But he did not say where he hid the bottle.
Potapov’s daughter took revenge on them:
She closed the door and let the water in.
Children in the basement played sadists -
A squad of karatekas was brutally tortured.
Grandfather found a grenade in the field,
He put it in his pocket and went to the regional committee.
Grandpa threw a grenade out the window -
Grandfather is old, he doesn’t care.
Grandfather raked an anthill with a stick:
"Come here, my rightful heir!"
Will decorate his office soon
A cleanly gnawed child's skeleton.
Red ties flutter over the square:
A bomb hit the Pioneer Palace.
The children in the basement were playing at the hospital -
Plumber Sinitsyn died of childbirth.
My mother gouged out my eyes with an awl,
So that I don’t find jam in the cupboard.
I don't watch TV or read fairy tales,
But I smell and hear well.
We asked plumber Petrov:
“Where did you get the rope, Uncle Vova?”
Uncle Vova did not answer us,
Only the wind shook his corpse...
"Fish!" - exclaimed the happy kid,
He jumped into the reeds right in his boots.
A minute passed, and another, and three...
The bubbles have stopped gurgling in the water.
Kolenka's parents divorced her.
They divided the clothes, but Kolya did not.
I will never give up my son to you! -
It was sawed in half with a saw.
A boy was driving a car
All smeared on the tire.
Mom spanked her son for a bad mark.
At night he took the poker from the fireplace.
Now you can not study for a whole year:
Mom was stuck in the hospital for a long time.
There is not a sound in the children's bedroom,
Only boiling water gurgled.
The grandmother was watering her grandson:
"Seven o'clock! Get up, buddy!"
Three racketeers came to grandma,
But they couldn’t take anything away.
For a long time the old lady covered her tracks -
I flushed them down the toilet, piece by piece.
The mechanic is cracking in the transformer and smoking.
There was no point in urinating on the wire!
Dad, why is our grandmother in the grove?
Hidden and not moving?
- This is not a grandmother, dear, but a mother-in-law!
Let me take better aim!
Two lovers were walking along the rails.
It doesn't happen to anyone - they tripped, fell,
The express from Siberia did not slow down...
There were two of them, but there were four.
Papa the butcher gutted the old man,
The son said to him irritably:
“Grandfather should have ended a long time ago:
The carrion will only sell for a ruble twenty-five!”
Grandfather Mitrofanich sat down on a tree stump:
“Oh, what a tough day it was!”
Pants flew over the forest for a long time -
Here it is, the vile echo of war.
Our ship was moored at the pier,
Petya decided to swim first.
The children laughed on the deck for a long time -
On the right is half-Petit and on the left half-Petit.
There was a neutron bomb in the field,
The girl quietly pressed the button.
There is no one to scold this girl:
The blue planet sleeps in eternal sleep.
Two butchers on a bloody plywood
They performed an abortion on a pioneer woman with a fork.
A guilty counselor stood nearby,
He finished off the fruit with a shovel.
IN kindergarten when excavating a basement
A group of workers dug up the skeleton.
Who do you think he was, buddy?
A teacher died from children's hands.
Once upon a time the children were playing by the sea,
Nearby the sharks' nets broke through.
Children are hardly familiar with fear:
Their faces were stuffed with them, their gills were torn.
Sausage factory. Midnight. Fence.
The thief Egor went to work.
But he slipped and fell into the conveyor belt...
"PediGree Pal" will be delicious.
"Doctor, doctor, what a pity!
Three patients have already died!" -
"Only three!? Damn mother!
After all, there were five recipes!!!"
Katya walked home through the park,
A sexual maniac was waiting in the bushes.
There was no scream or squeak...
The karateka knocked him down silently.
A little boy sat by the path
The tank ran over his legs.
Kind uncle in a green cap
He calmed the poor thing down with a bullet to the stomach.
I suggest you remember such a genre of yard poetry as sadistic or “black” poems. It was very popular in the 80s among children.
“The little boy found a machine gun/walked on the roof/climbed a cherry tree/rode the elevator...” - in a word, it’s harder to name what the ever-memorable little boy did NOT do. We remember how it all usually ended from childhood. Undoubtedly, one of the most striking pre-Internet memes and the main genres of school folklore of all time are “sadistic rhymes”, also known as “sadistic ditties”, “sadistic couplets”, “sadushki”, etc. Despite the fact that throughout the 90s the genre lost popularity, “rhymes” continue to live and spread, including through the Internet.
According to some estimates, the total number of their stories is close to four hundred. The poems are quatrains with pairs of rhyming lines (rarely couplets), which tell about the death or injury of the main character, usually as a result of some kind of man-made impact.
A little boy was walking around a construction site,
A dump truck drove up behind him.
There was no cry or groan heard,
Only the shoes stick out from the concrete.
I accidentally fell into a barrel of gasoline.
He began to choke and stuck his nose out
Good uncle brought me a match!
The happy mother laughed for a long time -
There is no need to take your son to the crematorium!
A little boy was walking around a construction site,
I accidentally fell into an empty barrel.
A slab of three hundred tons fell from above,
And it turned out to be “Tourist’s Breakfast”.
A little boy walked through a construction site
The good worker was watching him.
The crowbar whistled like Chingachgook's spear,
Grandma doesn't have a sweet grandson.
A little boy fell from the balcony
Soon his scream stopped below.
Grandma rushed into the room like a doe...
No, he didn’t hit the pot of geraniums!
A little boy was flying a kite.
A helicopter was flying in the sky above him.
The turbine winds the fishing line onto the shaft...
The boy ended up in MI8 as a “stinger”!
Ninth floor, narrow cornice,
The little boy is falling down!
A surprised mother looks from below -
No, the boy will not learn to fly!
The old lady did not suffer for long
On high voltage wires,
Her charred carcass
Timur's men found him in the bushes.
The boy asked: “Give me some candy, mom!”
Mom said: “Put your finger in the socket!”
The guests laughed for a long time at the joke
Watching the children's bones smolder
I asked electrician Petrov:
“Why did you put a wire around your neck?”
Petrov doesn’t answer anything,
Only the wind shakes his corpse.
A little boy found a machine gun.
He pressed the butt with his small foot.
With his small hand he pulled the trigger,
The brains slammed into the ceiling with a squeal.
A little boy found a machine gun
Nobody lives in the village anymore.
Masha found a grenade in the field,
What is this dad? - she asked
Pull the ring, - dad said.
The bow flew over the field for a long time.
The girl Masha was looking for raspberries,
She stepped on a mine with her foot.
They will appear in my dreams for a long time
Those blue eyes on the pine tree
The boy climbed up the tree for a pear,
Watchman Pakhom takes out his sawn-off shotgun:
A shot is heard, a desperate cry...
“Forty-second,” the old man smiled.
Another ending option:
...The shot rang out, the guard fell:
The father was covering the boy from behind.
The boys played Indians in the field
Girls picked flowers in the field
Masha bent over - there's an ax in her ass
Indian Egor throws accurately
A little boy found a razor
He came to dad with this razor
Dad exclaimed: “Harmonica!”
The baby's smile gets wider and wider.
The little boy bought a kimono
He saw many techniques in the movies,
With a cry of “cue!” and a kick
Dad's balls dripped into his boots,
Dad responded with the same blow,
The boy's eggs were found under the sofa.
The little boy was cooking compote,
Instead of a lemon, I put in a lemon,
Little sister wanted to try the foam -
It took a long time to tear the brains off the wall.
A little boy was walking along the sleepers,
He held his little sister by the hand next to him.
The express from Siberia rushed quickly:
There were two of them - now there are four.
Fast train Tbilisi-Baku,
The man's head was pressed against the door.
The train started moving, the man ran,
I watched him for a long time...
The little boy was bathing in the bath,
Swam, dived, doused himself with water.
Mom crept up, rustling her skirt:
Fucking with a stool - and no baby.
A little boy swam down the Nile
A crocodile swam up behind him
The old crocodile groaned for a long time
Pioneer badge stuck in ass
A little boy floated on a piece of ice,
An icebreaker approached him from behind.
There is no more gratifying picture in the world:
On the left is half a Petit and on the right is half a Petit!
A little boy climbed into the refrigerator
With his small foot he pressed the switch.
The snot in my nose quickly froze.
No, he won't finish his sausage
A girl found a pineapple in a field.
It turned out to be a fascist landmine.
I took out a knife and wanted to eat...
The ass was found about six kilometers away.
Children in the basement played Gestapo,
Plumber Potapov was brutally tortured.
Potapov will not say, Potapov is silent:
The wrench is sticking out between the ribs.
Stars in a pile, bones in a row
The tram ran over the October squad.
Red ties flutter over the square:
A bomb hit the Pioneer Palace.
Two lovers lay in the rye
The harvester stood quietly at the boundary
It started up quietly, went quietly...
Someone found half a dick in a loaf
Dad dropped a grenade from work,
To show it to my son Ignat.
The boy hid the grenade in the oven...
Dad won't survive, no matter how much you treat him.
The head teacher caught Vasya, a second-year student,
I nailed it to the wall in the classroom.
Anatomy lesson coming soon -
The teacher will have an exhibit.
Red Square, green Christmas trees.
Misha broke three needles at the Christmas tree.
The black Volgas rushed by, rustling, -
Mother can't wait for baby to come home
Grandfather gave a dagger to his grandson,
That grandson sharpened that dagger well
Grandfather lies in a chair as if sleeping
There is a gift sticking out between the shoulder blades.
A little boy found a Pershing 2
He pressed the red button lightly
for a long time the Japanese could not understand
What kind of fungus grows in the distance
Red Square, blue Christmas trees.
Little boy in a green T-shirt.
The Seagull passed quietly, rustling.
It took a long time to clear the baby from the wheels
The boy is crawling on the floor
All pink with blood.
It's dad playing with him
In Pavlik Morozova
There were children standing on the shore
And without knowing why
A swollen Petya lay at the bottom
The game in MU-MU is over
A little boy walked through a construction site
A brick hit him right
A pool of blood and a pile of brains
Foreman Ivanov throws accurately
Children in the basement played Gestapo,
Plumber Potapov was brutally tortured.
Potapov's mother took revenge on them,
She closed the doors and turned on the water.
Tanya collided with a tiger in the jungle...
Came back to grandma in a tiger fur coat
Little Vovochka did his best
I sawed off my sister's hands with a hacksaw...
The poor fellow is sweaty, but his little hands are intact.
I should make nails out of this girl!!!
Vaska, the shepherd, was swimming in the river.
An alligator was splashing around him...
Strangely, the crocodile swam away intact.
The boy was probably well-fed.
The old lady did not suffer for long
In high voltage wires.
Her charred carcass
Timur's men found it in the bushes
A little boy found Topol-2,
He pressed the red button first.
For a long time the Japanese could not understand
What kind of fungus is growing in the distance?
A little boy swims along the river
Grandfather Afanasy took out a machine gun
A short burst, a muffled cry
“Wow Chapaev,” the old man laughs
A little boy was walking on the roof
the wind blew and he fell from the roof
the stupid cat laughed for a long time
while the flatbread blinked on the asphalt
A little boy was walking around a construction site,
He pressed different buttons
For a long time the Chinese could not understand
What kind of fungus grows in the distance...
The little boy made some money
He started getting drunk and was rude to everyone
In the evening they took the boy to the forest...
The business remained, but the boy disappeared
Little boy at a gloomy dawn
Locked a live rat in the toilet
Dad went there first... Poor thing!
It will be hard for him to live without buttocks...
A little boy was playing on the river,
Having fun diving into the water from the bridge...
It is unlikely that the water will carry away his body -
I placed the pitchfork at the bottom skillfully!
A little boy was walking on the roof,
I slightly overtook the TU-104.
The roof ended - and then mom
I spent a long time collecting brains with a scoop.
A little boy knocked on the door
“Give me some water,” he said quietly.
They handed him a glass of acid
No flowers grew on the grave for a year
The boy was sawing a cable on the rails,
Suddenly, unexpectedly, it began to rain.
No, he won't become a sailor now,
He became an excellent guide.
Little Petya was playing on the rails.
The tram was quietly approaching along the rails...
There is nothing more fun in the world -
On the right is half-Petit and on the left half-Petit!
The little boy went down to the basement
There his grandfather Mikhail was waiting
He tortured the boy in the basement for a long time
How could it be otherwise? The foot wraps are gone!
A little boy was diving from the pier,
Suddenly he saw a shark fin:
God, he thought, what a misfortune -
It's too late, only the legs were sticking out of the mouth
A little boy was running along the roof,
He waved his hand and squealed loudly
The roof ended - a whistle was heard,
The janitor was in for a New Year's surprise...
A little boy found a mine
I took it in my bag and got on the bus.
People looked askance at the boy...
Then only the wheels went
The little boy was fishing
A crocodile quietly swam up to him...
The old crocodile suffered for a long time
Pioneer badge stuck in my ass!
A little boy played diver
He boldly dived to the bottom of the toilet,
Good mother pressed the pedal,
The boy ran off into the stinking distance
A little boy found a bomb
He immediately went into the entrance with her
As if something thundered there like thunder
Arms to the right, legs to the left
A little boy climbed into the refrigerator
I pressed the switch with my little foot
The snot in the nose quickly froze
No, he won't finish his sausage
A little boy was swimming in a quarry,
The high-voltage wire broke.
Apparently, the current in the wire was steep -
The boy ran on the water like a saint
A little boy walked into a transformer
The second terminator came out.
A little boy was digging a dugout,
I found a piece of iron and knocked on a stump
Feet on the Christmas tree, hands under the oak tree,
You can't treat a mine so roughly!
A little boy found a Tamagotchi
I pressed all the buttons for three days and three nights
He didn't eat for a long time and didn't sleep for a long time,
After which he became schizophrenic
A little boy sits in a stroller
He looks to the sky with his only eye,
With a fingerless hand he scratches the prosthesis,
The child is tormented by the disease diathesis
A little boy found a gun
Mom has no more lovers.
A little boy found a machine gun -
Nobody lives in the village anymore!
A little boy found a scooter:
There are no more poles in the village!
The little boy was cleaning
Shaking a heavy curtain on the balcony.
In an old house there is a fragile cornice,
The balcony fell down with a terrible roar.
It will take a long time to wash my mother,
Favorite curtain from blood with brains
A little boy was bathing in the bathtub,
The little boy enjoyed the water.
Mom crept up, rustling her robe,
Hit with a stool and no baby
A little boy found a rope
He came to school with this find
The cheerful children laughed for a long time
Bald director hanging in the toilet
The little boy passed his driving test,
The instructor was shivering, huddled in his seat.
Moans, curses, dull blows...
The instructor had nightmares for a month
If a boy doesn't sing, doesn't play ball,
This boy doesn't live - he's a dead boy
The boy asked his mother for some candy
Mom said put your finger in the socket
Skin shriveled, bones charred
The guests laughed at the joke for a long time
The little boy went to Zenit,
He shouted loudly: “Spartak will win!”
They kicked the dead body for a long time,
I would have intervened, but they beat me for the cause
A little boy was chasing pigeons
Higher and higher faster and faster
The roof ended, there was a splash
Dad collects his brains in a scoop
Little boy with a broken leg
He eats soup with an aluminum spoon.
The mother looks affectionately at her son:
- When will you get drunk, you lame bastard?
A little boy was walking on the roof
It would be fine if I just fell from the roof
The mangy cat laughed for a long time
How a flatbread blinked at her from the asphalt
A little boy walked through a construction site
He pressed different buttons
A 300 ton crane pulled up behind us
And it turned out to be a tourist’s breakfast
A little boy walked through the forest
Nearby, a mushroom picker was picking mushrooms
The cleaver in the hands of a pioneer will not tremble
Poacher's intestines hanging on the branches
A little boy walked through a construction site
Accidentally fell into a barrel of gasoline
He began to choke and stuck his nose out -
Good uncle brought a match