Catchphrases from your favorite movies in the era USSR have already become a national treasure and we, repeating a funny quote, can no longer always remember what it is - folk wisdom or a phrase from a favorite movie? In principle, this is folk wisdom, public domain. We just want to remind you of the funniest and most beloved quotes and indicate from which movie we took them into everyday life. And watching your favorite movie doesn’t hurt either. More than one generation has grown up with these good films, loved by us since childhood.
Soviet comedies will always be very popular! They will never become outdated, but will only remind you of all the good things that once existed in our now different countries. Almost everyone knows the name of the legendary Soviet director, screenwriter, actor, and author of most favorite Soviet comedies! It was Leonid Gaidai who gave us these wonderful paintings! Low bow to the great director and great Man!
Catchphrases and expressions from films of the USSR era very popular and known to more than one generation as a keepsake. We have collected the most interesting, funny or memorable quotes from Soviet films. Some of them became winged, others were simply remembered.
Unusuality is always the way to solve a mystery. (film “The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson”)
Quotes from the movie “Prisoner of the Caucasus”
- - Life is good, as they say.
- - A good life is even better.
- - Exactly!
Damn the day when I sat behind the wheel of this vacuum cleaner!
May his carburetor dry up forever and ever.
A toast without wine is like a wedding night without a bride.
Let's drink so that our desires always coincide with our capabilities.
A student, a Komsomol member, an athlete, and finally she is simply beautiful.
I feel sorry for the bird.
Please slow down, I'm recording.
Give me the horn, give me both horns.
It is impossible to work, you are giving unrealistic plans.
- - Shall we figure it out for three?
- - It’s a sin to laugh at sick people.
And a free trip.
- to Siberia.
We will cure you. Alcoholics are our profile.
Where is our prosecutor?
-In the 6th ward, where Napoleon used to be.
Did I destroy the chapel too?!
-No. This was before you - in the 14th century.
It's a shame. Didn't do anything, just walked in.
Quotes from the movie "Gentlemen of Fortune"
He who? A private engineer, that's all. So what kind of life does he have? In the morning to work, in the evening from work. My wife is at home, my children are snotty. Well, he goes to the theater, well, in the summer he goes to a sanatorium in Yalta. Mortal melancholy. And you! You're a thief! Good luck gentleman! Stole, drank - go to jail! Stole, drank - go to jail! Romance!
- - Pencil.
- - E pensil.
- - Table.
- - E table.
- - Young woman.
- - Dude.
- - Danger?
- - Nice.
- - Tell a lie?
- - Pushing bullshit.
- - Beer house?
- - Toshnilovka.
- - Bad person?
- - Radish.
- - Good man?
- - Forgot...
It's not a small thing for you to pick through your pockets.
All! There will be no kin - the electricity has run out!
Shut up, please, they made a daisy here, I remember - I don’t remember!
I’m a lousy jackal, I steal and steal, and I’m sitting here on a whim.
Buy a card, dude.
Dinner is served! Please sit down and eat.
I'll tear the mouth, get out of here, knock off the horns, gouge out the blinkers, radish, sausage, Hamburg rooster, Nebuchadnezzar!
Who will jail him? He's a monument!
Quotes from the movie "Queen of the Gas Station"
- - There are no victims?
- - Judging by the beginning, there will be casualties!
Each dude will still point out.
Like the driver, like the car.
I just don't want to get involved.
This is not a resort for you, little fish.
They put some figurines here.
You should spray it with a spray bottle at the hairdresser.
Melancholy is green in summer, yellow in autumn, white in winter.
Showed care and attention to young staff.
Two for 100 and in one dish - I’m not used to half measures.
Cinema to the masses, money to the box office.
Let's not skimp on beauty.
It is not the place that makes the person, but the person the place.
Have leniency towards women's weaknesses.
Don't make people laugh. Ballerina.
You understand a lot about beauty.
Quotes from the movie "The Diamond Arm"
Even teetotalers and ulcer sufferers drink at someone else’s expense!
Chief, everything is gone, everything is gone! The plaster is removed, the client leaves!
Tsigel, cigel ay-lyu-lyu!
Rousseau tourist - the face of morality!
Slipped - fell - lost consciousness - woke up - cast.
If a person is an idiot, then this will last for a long time.
I'm not a coward, but I'm afraid.
So that you live on one salary.
So that I can see you in a coffin in white slippers.
Burdock! Let's take this one without noise and dust.
Ice cream for the kids, flowers for his woman.
Don't be afraid, Kozlodoev, I will hit you carefully, but hard.
Even teetotalers and ulcer sufferers drink at someone else's expense.
Our people don’t take a taxi to the bakery.
Only aristocrats or degenerates drink champagne in the morning.
Whoever buys a pack of tickets will receive a water pump.
I need to take a bath, drink a cup of coffee...
Don't you have the same one, but without wings? No? Will seek.
There is no husband who has not dreamed of becoming a bachelor, at least for an hour.
It's not my fault - he came himself!
- -Did you attach it well?
- -Don’t worry, drunk, you won’t lose it!
No, I can’t do that, I need to consult with the boss...
Strike the iron without leaving the cash register.
Quotes from the movie "Carnival Night"
There is an attitude to have fun celebrating the New Year.
We will not take Baba Yaga from outside, we will raise him in our team.
Keep cats to a minimum.
I don’t like to joke myself, and I won’t let people do it.
We must educate our audience; you can’t educate them with your bare feet.
Let him draw himself, play himself, sing himself.
There is life on Mars, there is no life on Mars - this is still unknown to science, science is not yet up to date.
We see one star, two stars. Better, of course, five stars.
Quotes from the movie “Operation Y and Shurik’s other adventures”
- - You should have attracted her attention with a simple natural question. What did you ask?
- - "How do I get to the library?"
- - At three o'clock in the morning?! Idiot!
If I get up, you will lie down with me.
Oh! Are you sighted? Now you'll be blind.
Well, citizens are alcoholics, hooligans and parasites! Who wants to work?
The work is worth it, but the deadline is ticking.
He who does not work eats. Learn student!
Stuck, bespectacled guy!
Come on, bay to me, like spaceships ply the big theater.
Soon you will be wearing a wooden mackintosh and music will be playing quietly in your house, but you will not hear it.
It's necessary, Fedya! Necessary!
Patience and work will grind everything down - one, finished the job - go for a walk safely - two, you can’t pull a fish out of the pond without difficulty - three, work is not a wolf in the forest... no, no... this is not necessary.
Have you had any accidents at a construction site? They will.
Do not forget. Your accounting is in rubles, but mine is in days.
Quotes from the movie “Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession”
I demand that the banquet continue!
Take the demons alive!
Everything acquired through back-breaking labor... Three tape recorders, three foreign movie cameras, three domestic cigarette cases, a suede jacket... three jackets...
Keep your money in a savings bank! If, of course, you have them!
They say the Tsar is not real!
Walled up, demons! This is what the life-giving cross does!
Kazan took, Shpak... No, I didn’t take.
If I were your wife, I would leave too.
- If you were my wife, I would hang myself.
I got there successfully.
You will rub a hole in me.
Fuck you. Fuck you again.
Where is the king?
You need to have a snack.
Eh! What a beauty! Lepota!
Caviar black, red. Yes, overseas eggplant caviar.
Leave me alone, old lady, I'm sad.
Everybody dance.
I demand that the banquet be continued.
And you will be cured, and you will also be cured, and I will be cured.
Quotes from the movie “Moscow Doesn’t Believe in Tears”
A good man must be made by oneself, and not ready to receive.
- - What if I say something stupid?
- - Say it with a confident face, then it’s called a point of view!
And at the same time, remember that I will always decide everything myself. For the simple reason that I am a man.
Don’t teach me how to live, better help me financially!
Getting married after two days of dating is simply the height of frivolity. We need to think things through carefully. Five days!
Lord, I imagined this meeting between you and me so many times, I came up with so many different words, but when we met, there was nothing to say. At first I still loved you very much, I thought that it was your mother who confused you. Then I hated you to death. Then I really wanted you to know about my successes and understand how wrong you were. And now... now I think... if I hadn’t been burned so badly then, nothing would have come of me. I think it's good that you didn't marry me. Because then I would miss my only, but very beloved person in life.
Quotes from the movie "Girls"
But I won’t get married! It’s better to be alone - I want to eat halva, I want gingerbread!
Here I am walking beautifully along the street, and the men around me are falling and falling... And they themselves are stacked in piles!
- - Will you allow me?
- - Do you always dance with a cigarette? And wearing a hat? So, I don’t dance with people like that!
Yes, she washed you.
Everyone is equal in the dining room and in the bathhouse.
The stew is like in a sanatorium, every calorie is in its place. We won't last long like this. We're growing thin.
Small, but with imagination.
This is not for you to boil potatoes. These are their Shura-Muras.
Nadya is already turning 28 here, not only for Ksan Ksanych, but for a goat.
That you are a tractor to be tested.
You're sitting there in vain. There will be no housing available this year.
Quotes from the movie “The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath!”
Do they love you for something? How do children like it? Little ones whose fontanel is not yet overgrown?.. They love just like that, not on purpose.
What a disgusting thing this jellied fish of yours is!
Oooh, it's getting warm! Rub my back, please!
Why do you keep throwing me down!
Why are you watering me?!! I'm not a flowerbed!
We have forgotten how to do big good stupid things. We stopped climbing through the window to see the women we love.
Some kind people were found... They warmed me up and robbed me. That is, they picked it up, warmed it up...
Well, should you remember how they put you on the plane?!! - I should remember... but I don’t remember...
Where did you and Galya meet? - She came to see me at the hospital. - Is she... sick?
I have a valuable broom there!
I am the world's mother. I'll get everything ready and go to my friend's place.
I'm surprised you even noticed it - you never know what's lying around there!
Quotes from the movie "Office Romance"
- - Imagine, Bublikov died!
- - Why did he die? I didn’t give such an order... How did you die?
You are a woman, not a martinet. Spicy, spicy! And a playful smile! In general, let men think that everything is fine with you. Breathe. More elegant than plastic! And no need to kick. You are not a pacer, but a woman.
Personally, I go to service only because it ennobles me.
I have such an impeccable reputation that it’s high time I was compromised.
If there were no statistics, we would not even suspect how well we are doing.
Have you bought new boots, Vera?
- Yes, I haven’t decided yet, Lyudmila Prokofievna. You like?
- Very defiant. I wouldn't take these. And if I were you, I would be interested in boots not during work, but after it.
- So, you need to take good boots.
Verochka, when you are fifty years old, we will collect for you too!
- I won’t live long, I’m in a harmful job.
Chest forward!
- Breast? You flatter me, Vera.
- Everyone flatters you!
You're smart.
- When a woman is told that she is smart, does this mean that she is a complete fool?
Where is your door?
- Where necessary, there is a door!
Just please, hurry up: I have a lot of things to do.
- It’s okay, your pile will wait. Nothing will be done to her.
Put Vera in her place! And don't touch it with your hands anymore!
Not only are you a liar, a coward and an impudent person, you are also a fighter!
- Yes, I'm a tough nut to crack!
So, it turns out that everyone considers me such a monster?
- No need to exaggerate. Not everyone... not such a monster...
And this is Shura - pretty, but, unfortunately, active. She was once nominated for public work and since then they have not been able to push her back.
There must be a mystery in a woman! The head is slightly raised, the eyes are slightly lowered, everything is free here, the shoulders are thrown back. Hip free gait. Uninhibited free panther movement before jumping. Men don't let a woman like that pass!
Well, there she sits, in creepy roses!
Don't interrupt, please! I'll get lost myself.
Don't hit me on the head, it's my sore spot!
- This is your empty space!
Well, what are your plans for the evening? What company? Will there be men there? Well, go ahead and introduce me. I am now a lonely woman...
What do you think of my hairstyle?
- To die is not to rise!
- I think so too.
Well, you see, you can, of course, teach a hare to smoke. In principle, nothing is impossible.
- You think?
- For a person. With intelligence.
We love you... deep down... somewhere very deep...
Quotes from the movie “An Ordinary Miracle”
Today I will go on a spree. Cheerful, good-natured, with all sorts of harmless antics. Prepare the dishes, plates - I will beat them all. Remove the bread from the barn - I... will set fire... to the barn...
Something terrible is happening inside me. Something good.
I either want music and flowers, or I want to stab someone.
Glory to the brave who dare to love, knowing that all this will come to an end. Glory to the madmen who live as if they were immortal!
You're attractive, I'm damn attractive, so why waste time?
Quotes from the movie "Mary Poppins, Goodbye!"
- -Where did you sleep last night?
- “Ladies don’t answer such questions because gentlemen don’t ask them.”
Quotes from the movie "Afonya"
- - What is your name?
- - Lyudmila.
- - Mother is honest, and I am Ruslan.
Quotes from the movie “Wedding in Malinovka”
My heart senses that we are on the eve of a grandiose rush.
Your three-inch eyes, with a well-aimed hit, lit a fire-breathing fire in my heart. In a word, bam-bang! And to the point!
Because I am not a wife, but an angel.
Am I a woman or not a woman? I didn't understand it.
Let's part ways nicely.
Father! Pennies!
Where? Where? For what?
Tube 15, sight 120, turn right bam-bang and by.
Do you have migraines?
- No, we don’t have anyone, it’s just boredom.
And why am I so in love with you?
Frozen as if on the seabed.
Take everything, I’ll draw more for myself.
The horses are drunk, the boys are harnessed.
Drop the knife. If you make a hole, then you won’t be able to fill it.
Quotes from the movie “The Twelve Chairs”
Let me ask you as an artist: Can you draw?
Quotes from the movie “Love and Doves”
Salt is white poison.
So sugar is white poison.
Sugar is sweet poison.
Raisa Zakharovna, maybe with some bread, huh?
Bread is absolutely poison!
No, I would now be poisoned by pink salmon... Well, I really want to eat!
Not “eat”, but “eat”.
Not “what”, but “what”!
Quotes from the movie "Striped Flight"
- Well, tell me, what use are you in life? Nothing but harm!
- - They float beautifully.
- - Who?
- - That group over there in striped swimsuits.
- - Comrades! Comrades, I am, of course, not a lecturer.
- - It’s okay, we’ll understand!
- - Tamer I...
Accurate phrases from films go among the people and become popular. They are often pronounced even by those who have not seen the original - they are so popular. We invite you to remember the most famous and funniest quotes from films and cartoons.
Funny movie catchphrases
Surely you all know them. And if not, take it into service.
Here are the funniest movie quotes:
“Well, what would be your positive answer?” (“The Taming of the Shrew”, 1980).
The film is full of sparkling humor, which shines through in almost every phrase.
Viewers have memorized many of the sayings and pass them on to their children and grandchildren years later.
“What fabulous disgusting!” (“Cinderella”, 1947).
More than 70 years have passed, and this phrase is still heard by contemporaries. It became so firmly established in colloquial speech that, like all catchphrases, it ceased to be noticed in conversation.
Let us remind you: in the film “Cinderella” the iconic words were spoken by the colorful Stepmother, performed by the legendary Faina Ranevskaya.
This picture gave the audience another catchphrase - “Crumbs, follow me!”, belonging to the same Stepmother in the film.
- Forrest, have you already chosen what you will become when you grow up?
- Shouldn’t I be myself? (Forrest Gump, 1994).
This phrase perfectly reflects the film's humor and its simple philosophy.
The reasonableness and peremptory nature of the phrase fell in love with the audience and made it one of the most famous in world cinema.
“I’m innocent, he came himself!” (“The Diamond Arm”, 1969).
Surely, when reading this quote from the film, the song “Help Me” by Aida Vedishcheva began to play quietly in your head. The saying is so popular that it is used by everyone, young and old.
Another expression from the film is also known - the succinct “Idiot!”, pronounced with the signature intonation of Anatoly Papanov, has also been heard by the people for almost half a century.
“Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” (The Wizard of Oz, 1939).
Initially, this line from the film was not so comical. People themselves gave it a humorous tone, uttering the expression in incomprehensible and strange situations or an unfamiliar place.
Also, in a modified form, this phrase has repeatedly appeared in films.
Still from the film “Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession”
“I am an artist of large and small academic theaters. And my surname... my surname is too famous for me to call it” (“Ivan Vasilyevich is changing his profession,” 1973).
The famous phrase uttered in the film by the adventurous hero Leonid Kuravlev.
Almost the entire tape was sorted out for the best quotes, including another well-known expression - “What a beauty! Lepota!
"Houston, we have a problem!" (“Apollo 13”, 1995).
Another case when a phrase from a far from comedy film became a catchphrase in a humorous context and is used to this day.
Many people have no idea where it came from. If you are one of them, then this is a great reason to watch a worthwhile sci-fi film.
Photo: imdb.com, Mosfilm, Vtoroe Tvorcheskoe Obedinenie
“Don’t teach me how to live, better help me financially!” (“Moscow Doesn’t Believe in Tears”, 1979).
The expression does not lose its relevance and is popular among both sexes, although in the film it is pronounced by the lively Lyudmila, the heroine of Irina Muravyova.
Her statements have become a true legend and make up the lion's share of the everyday humor of the Oscar-winning film.
“Well, everyone has their own shortcomings” (“Some Like It Hot,” 1959).
An ironic remark is one of the most famous catchphrases of American and world cinema.
Let us remember that with this phrase the character in the film reacted to the protagonist’s confession that he was not a woman, but a man in disguise.
“If you want to do it well, do it yourself!” (“The Fifth Element”, 1997).
A phrase that is impossible to argue with.
Most likely, everyone has said it more than a dozen times in their life. Now you know that the quote comes from the legendary science fiction film by Luc Besson.
Famous phrases from foreign cartoons
Cartoons have given the world a lot of funny sayings. We invite you to remember the coolest phrases:
“Smile and wave, guys, smile and wave...” (“Madagascar”, 2005).
This cartoon has long been stolen for quotes.
Other famous sayings from Madagascar include: “Crazy friends are what’s important to have in life!”
“I couldn’t help but notice that you noticed that I noticed that you noticed me” (“Rango”, 2011).
This phrase can confuse anyone and confuse you yourself, but it still sounds great.
“Rango” will be of interest not so much to children as to adults who understand sarcasm and irony: “This is from my private collection. Vintage rainwater of the global flood. But not where Noah was, I’m not that old yet.”
Photo: imdb.com, Walt Disney Pictures, Walt Disney Feature Animation
"You feel bad? You know, just say “hakuna matata.” And that’s it, no problem!” (The Lion King, 1994).
Disney cartoons are always full of funny and memorable phrases, but the “hakuna matata” became a symbol of the generation and continues to be heard more than 20 years later.
The funniest and most memorable lines belong to Timon and Pumbaa. As an example, another one of their original dialogues:
- I got drunk like a pig...
- Pumbaa, you are a pig!
There are many memorable dialogues in the animated film about Shrek the Troll:
- So where is this damn creature?
- Inside. Waiting for us to save her.
- No, I’m talking about the dragon (“Shrek”, 2001).
And what about Donkey’s mere repetition of the question “Have we arrived yet?”, which has also become famous, and most importantly an effective way to piss someone off.
“There are only ponies in my world... They eat rainbows and poop butterflies” (Horton, 2008).
The phrase has become so famous that now few people remember that it came into colloquial speech from a cartoon.
Most often, the statement is used as sarcasm or to describe in a whole phrase the naivety of a person.
Photo: imdb.com, DreamWorks Animation
- Pets are animals that are not eaten.
- Ah... We call them children (“The Croods”, 2013).
A bit of wisdom from prehistoric people.
This dialogue makes adults and children laugh and, who knows, maybe even pets.
The animated film also included this most amusing dialogue:
- I thought it was a warthog, but then it turned into a guy.
- It’s strange, it usually happens the other way around.
Photo: imdb.com, DreamWorks Animation, Dragon Warrior Media
“I don’t take money for my awesomeness. And even more so for beauty” (“Kung Fu Panda”, 2008).
There are so many memorable phrases in this animated film that it’s impossible to list them all.
Along with the above quote, the phrase “Perhaps the crap I showed today has never been seen in the entire history of kung fu!” is widely known to the viewing public! Throughout the history of China! In the entire history of sludge!”
“Tail in your beak!” (“Angry Birds at the Movies”, 2016).
The popular game moved to the big screen and did so with great success.
The cartoon has a lot of bright quotes and jokes that will appeal to adults and children.
Here is an example of another sparkling statement from “Angry Birds at the Movies”:
“I'm not evil. I'm honest. So teach me how to manage honesty!”
Photo: imdb.com, Twentieth Century Fox, Blue Sky Studios, Twentieth Century Fox Animation
“Never say: “I was wrong.” Better say: “Wow, how interesting it turned out.” (“Ice Age,” 2002).
The cartoon has become so popular for a reason: this project is a treasure trove of funny phrases that instantly settle in the collection of cool sayings.
Another example of excellent humor in Ice Age is the quote “I'm too lazy to hold a grudge against you,” uttered, of course, by Sloth.
“We have an emergency exit there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there - everywhere! When sitting on the carpet, do not stick your arms out” (“Aladdin”, 1992).
The sparkling cartoon from Disney, thanks to Gene, gave cartoon fans a lot of funny jokes for all occasions.
You'll love the humor of the colorful character, inspired and voiced by comedian Robin Williams: “I'm history! No - into mythology! Oh, I don’t care where he went, he went there!”
Movies and cartoons are a treasure trove of catchphrases. We are sure that you have learned familiar words from your own vocabulary, and maybe you have stocked up on new phrases for everyday communication.
What iconic phrases from movies and cartoons do you remember?
Soviet cartoons are more than just drawn pictures replacing each other. These are memories from distant childhood and hundreds of witty quotes that many still use today. Children's cartoons with witty, funny and adult overtones that we still remember today. We have selected for you the best catchphrases from Soviet cartoons and invite you to enjoy reading them.
The Soyuzmultfilm studio gave us such unforgettable cartoons as: “Baby and Carlson”, “Umka”, “Well, Just Wait”, “The Bremen Town Musicians”, “Winnie the Pooh”, “Crocodile Gena” and many others. The wonderful characters of those cartoons taught us not to be discouraged in life and to believe in the best, exactly what many lacked.
Carlson, who lives on the roof:
Our phone number: two-two-three, three-two-three, three-two-two.
- He flew away, but promised to return...
- I'm a man anywhere! Well, in full bloom!
- Calm! Only peace.
Holidays in Prostokvashino:
Congratulations, Sharik, you are a fool!
- Whiskers, paws and tail - these are my documents!
- We have the means! We are not smart enough!
- Just think, I can also embroider... and on a machine.... too...
- They go crazy one by one. It's just that everyone gets sick with the flu.
- So I have increased shaggyness.
In the land of unlearned lessons:
Execution cannot be pardoned.
- Execute?! Me?! Aaaaand... for what? - And for ignorance, laziness and ignorance of the native language!
Last year's snow fell:
It won't be enough. Ma-lo-va-to!
- Oh, boring. Yesterday the king, today the king - every day everything is the king, yes the king! Not enough...
- Oh, how I really love and respect this wealth!
- I sent it, so I sent it.
- The end, the end... Ends in the water!
- Wow, your raking hands! Curious nose! Insatiable eyes! Yeah, greedy guy!
Winnie the Pooh:
Whoever goes to visit in the morning acts wisely!
- It seems the rain is starting...
- Happy birthday, I wish you happiness in your personal life, Pooh!
- I got it! These are the wrong bees! This means they are making the wrong honey!
Cheburashka and crocodile Gena:
We built and built and finally built it.
- Gena, is it very difficult for you? Let me carry the suitcases, and you carry me!
Return of the Prodigal Parrot:
Freedom for parrots! Free-bo-do-pu-ga-yam! May there always be sun, may there always be sky, may there always be Vovka, may there always be me!
- Rested - in! Sour cream - wow! Pisces - wow!
- We are starting the “Alarm Clock” program for those who do not sleep. On weekdays until sixteen and after midnight.
The Adventures of Leopold the Cat:
Leopold, come out, you vile coward!
- Guys let's be friends!
The adventures of the brownie Kuzi:
I am a free bird! Wherever I want, I fly there!
- Nafanya, the chest was stolen!
- Kuzenka! Come back, my yacht!
Big Ear:
Come to me in the morning, I’ll give you some tea.
- With kozinaki?!
Once upon a time there lived a dog:
I'm sleeping right now!
- You are... Come in if anything happens!...
Hedgehog in the fog:
It's good that we're together again
- Psycho..
38 parrots:
But in parrots I’m much longer!
- I have a thought, and I think it.
- I don’t want to be, excuse me, for example.
- I will never be able to walk! Because I'm crawling!
- You will offer something to someone. Someone will offer you something. Beauty.
In one line:
You want pyro-oo-o-zhenoe, you want moro-oo-o-zhenoe, and he paints the fences. (Vovka in the distant kingdom)
Well, hare, wait! (Wait for it!)
The Talker bird is distinguished by its intelligence and intelligence. (The Mystery of the Third Planet)
We've eaten - now we can sleep! We've slept - now we can eat. (Thumbelina)
I live like a toadstool, but I have to fly, and I have to fly, and I want to fly! (Flying ship)
Dot, dot, two hooks, mouth, nose, back. Stick, stick, rolling pin, rolling pin, cucumber - so the little man came out. (Octopuses)
Stay with us, boy, and you will be our king! (In the blue sea, in the white foam...)
It turns out that the largest studio of animated films, Soyuzmultfilm, was created on June 10, 1936. Thanks to her and her masters, the legendary Soviet cartoons “The Town Musicians of Bremen”, “Baby and Carlson”, “Mowgli”, “Well, Just Wait”, “Return of the Prodigal Parrot”, “Winnie the Pooh”, “Crocodile Gena”, “Bobik” were born visiting the watchdog”, “Once upon a time there was a dog” and many others.
I love the good old Soviet cartoons. They made childhood colorful and unforgettable. And how many popular expressions and quotes there are in them! A real treasure chest filled with Love, Joy, Wisdom, Wit and Humor.
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We're the same blood. You and me...
You said so much that I am a Man. Finally, I believed it myself.
And we will go to the North! And we will go to the North!
Happy hunting!
Stop! Is Shere Khan the Leader of the Pack? Or are you jackals to grovel before him!
Akela missed, Akela missed.
I'm wolf! I am a wolf of a free tribe!
Bagheera! I'm already climbing towards you...
Banderlog... Can you see clearly?
Shame on the jungle!
Bobik visiting Barbos
cartoon directed by Vladimir Popov based on the work of the same name by Nikolai Nosov.
- Well, this is such a thing, this is such a thing, you know, a clock. They are walking.
- How do they walk? They don't have paws.
- Well, how can I explain it to you, it just says that they walk, but in reality they knock, knock, and then hit.
- Wow, are they still fighting?
- Where does grandfather sleep?
- Yes, right there in the corridor. On the rug. And if he doesn’t listen, then I’ll broom him!
- This is right
- A man is a friend to a dog - everyone around knows this!
- Yeees! A good kennel - big... Not like mine.
- I stayed here as the owner!
- If I want, I eat jelly, if I want, I play on a transistor!
Big secret for a small company
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- “There is no stronger beast than a cat”
All cats, all cats and all kittens
Once upon a time all dogs were adored
We once ran with them for company
Buy notebooks at a department store
- "Dogs can be biters"
The dog can be a biter
Only from a dog's life
Only from life, from a dog’s life
Dogs can be biters!
- "Flying Horses"
But only horses fly with inspiration,
Otherwise the horses would have crashed instantly,
And are flocks of white-winged swans
Singing like a pack of white-necked horses?...
It's no secret that friends don't grow in the garden
You can't sell and you can't buy friends.
And that's why I keep wandering along the road
With a magic gramophone in his cart
The Bremen Town Musicians
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- Bye-bye-bye, don’t lie on the edge...
- And the scent is like that of a dog, and the eye is like that of an eagle!
- Oh, the security gets up early!
- Eat, daughter, a dietary egg. Or maybe see a doctor?
- I do not want anything!
The night will pass, the morning will come clear,
I believe that happiness awaits you and me.
The night will pass, the stormy season will pass,
The sun will rise... The sun will rise.
Winnie the Pooh and everything, everything, everything
This “w-w-w” is not without reason! (Winnie the Pooh)
- These are the wrong bees! And they're probably making the wrong honey! (Winnie the Pooh)
What does "I" mean? There are different “I”s! (Rabbit)
A suitable company is one where they will treat me to something and listen to my Grumpy with pleasure. (Winnie the Pooh)
It's not very polite to leave guests as soon as you're full. (Rabbit)
At the table it always seemed to me that someone was eating too much! And I knew for sure that this “someone” was not me! (Rabbit)
You either have a tail or you don't. In my opinion, you can't go wrong here. (Winnie the Pooh)
You can't sneeze and not know that you sneezed. (Owl)
- My spelling is kind of lame. In general, it is a good spelling, but for some reason it is lame and the letters are late... in their places. (Winnie the Pooh)
- No one can be sad when they have a balloon! (Winnie the Pooh)
Happy birthday, I wish you happiness in your personal life, Pooh!
- Both goes out and comes in. It turns out great!
-Where are you going?
- Don't know.
“Then we’re on our way.”
I'm a cloud, a cloud, a cloud,
I'm not a bear at all.
Oh, how nice the cloud is
Fly across the sky!
- Sorry, I would like to know what color it was when it was a ball?
- Green.
- My favorite color is. What size?
- Almost from me.
- Just think, almost as big as you... My favorite size.
... And a suitable company is a company where they can treat us to something.
It seems the rain is starting!
Free of charge - that is, for nothing.
It’s not such a simple thing to visit! When we walk, the main thing is to pretend that we don’t want anything.
A long time ago, it seems like last Friday, there lived in a certain country a bear cub named Winnie the Pooh. Why under a name? Because above his door was the inscription "Winnie the Pooh".
“I don’t see much point in this,” said the Rabbit.
“No,” said Pooh, “he’s not here.” But he was going to be here when I started talking. Obviously something happened to him along the way.-What should I put on you? Honey or condensed milk?
- Both, and you can do it without bread.- And this is all because someone’s doors are too narrow...
- No! All because someone eats too much!Owl! Open up! The bear has arrived!
- Well? Stuck?!
- No! I'm just resting!“I thought and thought and finally understood everything.” These are the wrong bees!
- Yah?
- Completely wrong! And they probably make the wrong honey...Return of the Prodigal Parrot
popular Soviet animated film, star project of A. Kurlyandsky and V. Karavaev
— Attention, all traffic police posts! Detain the white Zhiguli! Be careful: the criminal is armed!
- Ah well! Oh, that's how it is! Oh, it’s like being with a friend, right? How are you and your friend? Well, you know! I don’t regret my life for him, but he!.. No! No, it's all! End! Goodbye forever! Only death will save me from heartache! Good bye, my love, good bye!!..
— I’m flying to Tahiti one day... Haven’t you been to Tahiti? So here it is.
- Lovely, lovely!..
- Tahiti, Tahiti... We haven’t been to any Tahiti! We are fed well here too.
— We are starting the program “Alarm Clock” for those who do not sleep. On weekdays until sixteen and after midnight.
- We were all in a hurry for the clock, but there is nothing better than in those firewood under the sky, under the roof of your house...
- There are so many separations in the spring near a quiet grove, the gray-haired ferryman gives clothes to all the cats...
- Freedom for parrots! Free-bo-do-pu-ga-yam!
- Oh, you haven’t smelled life! And I’ve had a whole summer, a whole summer... In the morning - mowing, in the evening milking, then the cow farrows, then the chickens rush... And then the cherry tree has sprouted! The beets are starting to spike!.. You plow like a tractor... What if it rains during drying, eh?
- They will find out about me. They'll talk about me!
- Rested - wow! Sour cream - wow! Pisces - wow!
Hedgehog in the fog
Bobik, Bobik, come to me!
After all, I am a smart, handsome, moderately well-fed man in full bloom.
Let's continue the conversation!
This is me being naughty. Well, I mean, I'm playing around.
Calm, just calm!
- Believe me, happiness doesn’t lie in pies...
- Are you crazy? What else?A miracle has happened! A friend saved a friend's life!
Well, what are you yelling, what are you yelling?! People are sleeping all around...
I flew to you for Varya’s day... for your birthday.
So, you have a dog... Well, it’s okay, I’ll make a man out of it!
You had to hope with all your might...
Eh-eh, once you get into your house, you’ll learn to eat all sorts of nasty things! Go ahead and get your sausage!
Why did you lie to me then, that you were seven years old? You weigh eight!
How so? There is a shoe, but there is no child in it.
And here, you know, we’re still indulging in buns...
Nonsense, a matter of everyday life!
Tra-la-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la-la, and I’ve gone crazy... What a shame!
The head is in place...The chair is in place...
- Tell me, dear child, in which ear is it buzzing?
- On the left.
- But I didn’t guess. I have a buzzing in both ears.
Plasticine crow
Director written by One simple fairy tale
Or maybe not a fairy tale,
Or maybe not simple
We want to tell you.
We remember her from childhood,
Or maybe not since childhood,
Or maybe we don’t remember
But we will remember.We remember Vorone (kaar-kar-kar-kar-kar-kar-kar),
Or maybe a Dog (woof-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof),
Or maybe a Cow (muu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu)
One day I got lucky:
Someone sent her some cheese
I think two hundred grams,
Or maybe three hundred,
Or maybe half a kilo!
Leopold the cat
Whatever you name the yacht, that’s how it will sail.
“It’s not for nothing that I named the yacht “Victory.”
- Hey, on "Trouble"! Happy sailing!Squirrels? Are these the ones with tails and ears? Well, of course, I know...
- Allow me to report, Khristofor Bonifatich. In my opinion, it's tobacco!
- Stop dunking the captain!
- Let's put aside the captain!But, you see... I was walking along the shore, a light breeze blew in, and I was carried out to sea. And here I am in front of you...
- Hello, hello, Chief. Can you hear us?
“I don’t think he can hear us.”Va bene Va bene (Okay, okay)
Dolce vita è finita (The sweet life is over)
We are bandito, gangsterito
words by E. Chepovetsky, music by G. Firtich
m/f The Adventures of Captain VrungelWe are bandito, gangsterito, We are casteto - pistolo (o-yes), We are shootanto, ubianto, Ukradanto this and that (o-yes), Banco - trusto presidento Ograblanto un momento (o-yes), And for this regisento We are shot in film film! (oh-yes) We are a bandito, famously, We shoot a pistol (oh-yes), We are a fiato driving around all day in a convertible (oh-yes), We constantly drink Cinzano, We are constantly full - drunk (oh-yes), We keep a banco million And spit on the law (oh-yes). We are pirates, gastroleros, We are señoro de la voro (o-yes), And citizen ubeganto In scattered presto soon (o-yes), O la bento del bambino Steya granto gangsterino (o-yes), Umma mano, sav moneto And shootanto pistol (oh-yes).
The mystery of the third planet
- (Alice:) Man is the king of nature. - Only animals don’t know about this - they are illiterate. - Oh!.. Yes... This is outrageous! If cows start flying, then I have nothing to do in space! - I warned you... - Well, what could happen to me on the Moon, in the twenty-second century?! - This should be noted! Waiter! Four hundred drops of valerian and salad! - That's what two extra drops of valerian mean... - We are not bandits! We are noble pirates... - The Talker Bird is distinguished by intelligence and intelligence - Do you want me to hit him? It will turn purple and speckled! — Planet Shelezyak. There are no minerals. There is no water. There is no vegetation. Populated by robots.
Director Based written by 38 parrots
Director Producers written by Boa: I have a thought, and I think it!
- Can I think about it a little too?Boa: I wonder if you can measure your height?
Monkey: What a good idea, can I think of it too?... I came up with... I need to fold you in half... (folds) And in half again... Your height is two halves or four halves of one...
U.: But you can’t measure me in halves!!!
M.: But why?
U.: Because I'm whole!!!Boa: Monkey, think again!
Monkey: I can’t think about the same thing twice!Parrot: You can measure your height in parrots...
Boa: Like this???
P.: How many parrots can fit in you, that’s how tall you are!
U.: Very necessary... I'm not going to swallow so many parrots!Boa: And in parrots I’m a lot longer!
- What hands? What legs? What kind of legs, I ask you?! (Tail charger)
Three from Prostokvashino
Director written by It’s not right, Uncle Fyodor, you’re eating a sandwich... You hold it with the sausage up, but you should put the sausage on your tongue, mmm, it’ll taste better that way...
- This picture is of great benefit - it blocks the hole in the wallpaper!
To sell something you don't need, you must first buy something you don't need.
— It’s better to buy meat at the store.
- Why?
- There are more bones there.It must be taken to the clinic immediately for experiments!
- Why are you carrying this in the chest?
- We went for mushrooms, do you understand?
- Of course, it’s clear, what’s unclear here... They would have gone with a suitcase!
It's me, postman Pechkin! I brought a note about your boy!
But my health is not very good: sometimes my paws ache, sometimes my tail falls off...
- They go crazy one by one. It's just that everyone gets sick with the flu.
Sorry! Why was I harmful? Because I didn't have a bike!
Vacations in Prostokvashino
Ball: How to wash?
Matroskin: Yes!
Ball: How?
Matroskin: We need to get less dirty!Ball: Gavryusha, come to me! Gavryusha, lie down! Voice!
Gavryusha: Moo-oo, moo-oo, moo!
Ball: Gavryusha, TAKE IT!Matroskin: Whiskers, paws and tail! Here are my documents!
Pechkin: Don't shoot me with a gun! Maybe I’m just starting to live - I’m moving on to retirement...
Winter in Prostokvashino
Congratulations, Sharik, you are a fool!”
- Well and what is it? What kind of folk art is this?
- Eh! This is the Indian national folk hut - they call it “screw you”...
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Winnie-The-Pooh Page
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-- b LFP NSCH EEE RPUNPFTYN.
-- OEF, BNNB NBTLPCHOB, CHPRTPPU NOE SUEO, NEOS PFCHEF ЪBFTHDOSEF.
-- dTSEOFMSHNEOPCH OBCHBMPN, B CHPF UFKHMSHECH CHYUOP OE ICHBFBEF!
- th RYMYF!
rEFTPCH Y chBUYULYO. pJYGYBMSHOBS UFTBOYGB.
rEFTPCH, hBUYULJO Y DTHZIE.
"rTYLMAYUEOOYS JHOFILB"
-- oEF. nPTsEF VSCHFSH, KHOYI EUFSH NBMEOSHLYE DEFY, LPFPTSHCHE MAVSF GYTL
-- h TELE.
-- b GYTLBUJEK?
-- DRINK!!!
-- oEF...
-- wow, wow!!!
-- b UBRPZY OBD ZPMPCHPK OE UCHYUFEMY?!!
"rTYLMAYUEOOYS UMELFTPOILB"
FELUF "rTYLMAYUEOOYS UMELFTPOILB"
REUOY YJ L/F rTYLMAYUEOOYS UMELFTPOILB CH NT3
FELUFSCH REUEO YЪ L/F rTYLMAYUEOOYS UMELFTPOILB
"rTP chYFA, RTP nBYKH Y NPTULKHA REIPFKH"
"rTP RFYULH fBTY"
"rTPUFP FBL"
-- feve...
-- b YB UFP?
-- rTPUFP FBL!
"tSHCTSYK, YUEUFOSHCHK, CHMAVMЈOOOSCHK"
-- fSHLCHB - LFP X OELPFPTSCHI ABOUT RMEYUBI!
-- dB.. ъBFP CH UCHYOBTOYLE FBLYI RPMOP!
-- lBLPK VBTBO FEVE LFP ULBBM?
"UBNSCHK NBMEOSHLYK ZOPN"
-- oEF, URBU CHPMLB PF UETPZP LPJMB!
"UETEVTSOPE LPRSHFGE"
"UMEDUFCHYE CHEDEF lPMPVPL"
"UMEDUFCHYE CHEDHF LPMPVLY"
-- bobmpzyuop!
-- bn? dBDHF...
lit vHMSHCHUECH. pJYGYBMSHOSCHK UBKF.
fBKOB FTEFSHEK RMBOEFSH. oEPZHYYBMSHOBS UFTBOYULB.
"fBN, ABOUT OECHEDPNSCHI DPTPTSLBI"
"fYZTYOSCHE RPMPULY"
"fYNHT Y EZP LPNBODB"
-- with OE ЪOBA LBLPK MHYU X UPMOGB RETCHSHCHK, LBLPK CHFPTPK, OP ON RTPURIF.
"fTYDGBFSH CHPUENSH RPRKHZBECH"
-- oh FBL DBCHBK EZP ULPTEE, RPLB ON OE PUFSHM.
"ftPE YЪ rTPUFPLCHBYOP"/"lBOYLKHMSHCH RTPUFPLCHBYOP"/"YINB Ch rTPUFPLCHBYOP"
-- lBL, LBL, OBDP UNOSH RBYLBFSHUS!!! b OELPFPTSHCHPPVEEE SJSHLPN KHNSCHCHBAFUS!
-- FP S, RPYUFBMSHPO REYULYO! rTYOEU ЪBNEFLH RTP CHBYEZP NBMSHYUILB!
-- bDNYTBM YCHBO ZHEDPTPCHYU lTHJEOYFETO! yuEMPCHEL Y RBTPPIPD!
-- LFP OE FEIOILB DPIMB, LFP S UBNB DPIMB, ABOUT MSCHTSBI.
-- b OILFP!
-- b H OYI ABOUT LBCDPK LBUFTAME FBLBS FBVMYGB.
-- UCHPY!
-- UCHPY CH FBLHA RPZPDH DPNB UIDSF, FEMECHYPT UNPFTSF!
bTIYCH GYFBF NR3 YЪ N/Z fTPE YЪ rTPUFPLCHBYOP U rETMPDTPNB
pZHYGYBMSHOSCHK UBKF RTPUFPLCHBIYOGECH. rTPUFPLCHBYOP - ZPTPD YUKHDEU
"fTSN, ЪDTБЧУФЧХХКФЭ!"
PPS: vPMSHYPE URBUYVP CHUEN TETSYUUETBN, BCHFPTBN UGEOBTYECH Y, LPOYUOP TSE, BLFETBN UB CHCHYEKHRPNSOKHFSCHE ZHTBSHCH! ;-)
PPPS: ЪBTBOEE URBUYVP CHUEN, LFP ЪBIPIUEF EEE YuFP-FP DPVBCHYFSH L LFPNH URYULH