"Planet of the Claptrap" - nnew sales format
The beginning of the 2000s was marked, on the one hand, by economic growth, and on the other, by an increase in the needs of the population. As a result, the requirements for auto parts stores have also changed. However, not all auto parts sellers were able to adapt to the new conditions. As before, the assortment of individual stores left much to be desired, and there were still many counterfeits.
Finally, in 2003, the desires of motorists and modern trends were reflected in the Planet Zhelezyaka megamarket. Instead of cramped spare parts stores with a meager assortment and low quality products, motorists were introduced to a new sales format. With the opening of the “Zhelezyaka Planet”, it turned out that auto parts can be bought in a spacious, cozy place.
It turned out that auto components for both Russian and foreign cars and trucks can be located in one place. A focus on quality and a wide range of products allowed us to attract more and more clients, including large car service centers and transport companies.
Dynamics modern life makes every minute valuable. Getting around on busy Moscow roads is becoming increasingly difficult. Therefore, almost from the very foundation, “Planet Zhelezyaki” has been operating an online store that allows you to select the necessary goods from a daily updated catalog, which will be delivered by our couriers.
Some of our clients purchase spare parts only by bank transfer; specifically for them, Planet Zhelezyaka has a department that satisfies their needs.
Survive the crisis
A sound policy allowed us not only to survive several economic crises without losses, but also to take a leading position in the market. It was during this period that the product range expanded and began to include previously missing product groups. Anti-crisis offers and various promotions positively distinguished the company from its competitors.
Be a leader
Among our competitors there are companies that offer high-quality products, and there are also those who can surprise you with their assortment. “Planet Zhelezyaka” not only simultaneously fulfills these requirements, but also provides a unique service. Our megamarket is a place where you can walk. The atmosphere and design of the megamarket will appeal to both women and children.
Mood for the future
“Planet Zhelezyaka” does not stop there - the company still maintains its course for constant development. At the moment, the territory of the megamarket is 18 thousand square meters. m. Along with the area, the range of products has expanded, service has improved, and new services have appeared.
Today "Planet Zhelezyaka" is an ever-expanding chain of stores. Thus, purchasing auto parts that is comfortable in all respects will also exist in stores that may be located near your home.
There is water, technical water, really. To get drinking water you have to travel with a wonderful little blue bottle of 30 liters and the draft power of the Daughter/Son-in-law/Grandson system.
Minerals - yes - no. It is unlikely that anything useful can be found in the burnt peat, except for a hoe, along with which the former owner of the former dog of the Baskervilles drowned in the former swamp. For the same reason, it’s bad with vegetation - there’s not much that grows there, except chickpea-sized radishes, sad zucchini, strawberries, green onions and black currant bushes.
...But on Shelezyak’s planet there are two robots. And although the diamond dust in the lubricant is already thicker than the lubricant itself, the robots continue to function to the delight of those around them and the draft power of the Daughter system.
... Robot No. 1 is of an outdated design, not very serviceable, needs an upgrade or at least gentle operation. The activity of robot No. 1 is chaotic and cannot be corrected in any form. On the contrary, when trying to change the settings, robot No. 1 becomes violent and strives to return the system to the “Havos and Zen” position. How he manages to maintain homeostasis in this position is a mystery. When visiting Shelezyak's planet, robot No. 1 tries to inflict the maximum amount of destruction on the planet through minimal interference in its affairs. As a rule, he succeeds. For example, today robot No. 1 varnished the old rotten porch of bathhouse No. 1, owned by robot No. 1. And since it was good outside around +30, and robot No. 1 was not very good, and the varnish was emitting some miasma, after a fairly short time, robot No. 1 began to feel unwell. But a robot - he’s a robot for that reason, he varnished the damned porch, which didn’t improve anything appearance, nor the condition of the mentioned porch, but it significantly worsened the condition of robot No. 1. Having finished varnishing - and not because the porch was finished, but because the varnish had dried up - robot No. 1 fell on the bed and groaned to let others know about its technical condition.
... But the draft power of the Daughter system could in no way provide robot No. 1 with feasible assistance in the difficult task of varnishing the porch of bathhouse No. 1. And not even because at that moment she was covering the new porch of bathhouse No. 2 with brown paint - no, the draft power of the Daughter system finished this dirty work yesterday. No. It’s just that robot No. 2 is also present on Shelezyak’s planet.
... Robot No. 2 is a newer version, also not very serviceable and needs a significant upgrade or at least gentle operation. But for robot No. 2, something completely wrong is happening with the operating system, because it is impossible to stop robot No. 2. Neither rain, nor snow, nor hail, nor famine, nor pestilence, nor the scorching sun can make adjustments to the life of robot No. 2. When visiting Shelezyak's planet, robot No. 2 develops frantic activity, which stops with the onset of complete darkness. At dawn, robot No. 2 turns on, parachets into the garden and areas adjacent to the garden, from where it does not emerge until sunset, without reacting to the heat, insects and the natural needs of the body. In all the 15 years of the planet’s existence, no one was able to rest on it even once - the planet was rebuilt (repeatedly), seeded, hilled, and repaired.
... This time, the draft forces of the Eldest Grandson and Current Son-in-law, chaotically visiting the planet, were completely absent good reasons. It would seem - well, do purely girlish things: plant onions, mow the grass, and when high-power draft forces happen, then you can turn around in all its breadth and power. But that’s not the case with robot #2! Therefore, having at its disposal the draft power of the Daughter system - in a faulty state - and the draft power of the Younger Grandson system, for whom only the “give-bring-get-out” option works, robot No. 2 laid paving slabs from Bathhouse No. 2 to. ..as long as that damned tile was enough. In the meantime, the faulty draft force of the Daughter system was thrown into dragging the clapboard - the remains of the roof No. 1 of bathhouse No. 2 - with the subsequent removal of nails from it and the subsequent laying of the said clapboard in stacks under the canopy. Robot No. 1 tried to offer some resistance, since the canopy is a place where a car is parked in bad weather, but robot No. 2 was adamant, and by what miracle the draft power of the system, the Daughter survived after this escapade - this is a great mystery. Next... further the draft force of the system The daughter was thrown into cutting linoleum, which had to be laid on the floor in bathhouse No. 2, so that it would rest until the next weekend. By this bright moment, the draft force of the system, the Daughter, was already tachycardic, dizzy, her arms were shaking and her legs were trembling slightly. But even the bloody boys in the eyes did not save the draft power of the Daughter system from cutting out the linoleum, dragging it to bathhouse No. 2 and carefully laying it on the floor.
... How did the draft power of the system, the Daughter, finally reach her permanent base and didn’t even ruin her car or the surrounding ones - the water is dark in the clouds. But to those who kicked me for drinking antibiotics with red wine and attacked me with cirrhosis of the liver about this, I have an answer - robot No. 2 will cope with putting me in complete non-combat readiness much faster and more successfully than red wine, antibiotics and cirrhosis of the liver.
With the last of my strength I kiss everyone into the saprophytic microflora.
We bought a robot vacuum cleaner. We bought it thoughtfully, I researched the information on the internet, then we went to the store and took it for a test drive. Based on the results, they got themselves one of their own.
Indeed he is a robot. Operates with one button. Turned on, cleaned up, drove off, stuck to the charger - turned off. Even an old grandmother can handle the controls.
Looks like a big thick pill. A compact Russian aunt sits inside him, talking. When I first started it, I experienced pure, unadulterated childish delight with a smile from ear to ear. Lesha, having watched how he busily began to move around the furniture and began to live a completely independent life, commented: “What unhealthy crap!”
The device vigorously chases around the room, sticks its round nose everywhere, eats dust and debris. Deftly goes around and dusts (vacuums?) the legs of the table. It doesn’t get stuck under the table, it gets back out normally. It has a shock-absorbing pad on its face, so it and the furniture don’t scratch each other. Follows the commands “front!”, “place!”, “die!”. Having decided that the room is already clean, he crawls to the feeding trough, amusingly moving his nose and carefully darting about, climbs onto the base and switches off.
I remember how we also programmed the robot. I wrote the user interface and exchange with the controller there. I mentally figure out the algorithms. I even wanted to go to work.
How does it clean?
We took the device only for dry cleaning. I liked the quality of cleaning. I let him into a room with parquet floors; wet cleaning was carried out three days ago. After one room, I took out a couple of tablespoons of tightly compacted dust from the dust collector. Not bad. I carried out a test wash with a damp sponge. I usually collect from it after every three or four square meters rolled up dust. I walked the whole room. The sponge is completely clean! I took a cotton pad, wet it, and wiped it in the very corners. I thought, well, I’ll gather dust here. Not really. Not sterile, of course, but better than expected. Hurray!
Then he and I went into a carpeted room. The coating was old, caked, and it was difficult for me to clean it with a regular vacuum cleaner, so it was Lesha’s prerogative. In this room we have a sports complex, four racks in the middle of the floor. The pillars didn’t scare him, he drove around normally and cleaned around them quite well. Then it turned out that our animal was a male. Because he began to mark his territory. Sometimes he left behind a lump of dense dust. Then, however, he picked them himself. When it turned off, it left me a couple of lumps. Well, like, he brought a caught mouse - so, they say, he worked. I picked up half a glass of dust, dirt, sand. The coating was cleaned with a regular vacuum cleaner with a turbo brush a day ago. Loosened the pile. Not bad, not bad.
Cleans well along walls. He tries to get into the corners with a thin helicopter brush. There is a spot cleaning mode - for local contamination. I tested him too. They had just taken out the old sofa, and naturally it was dusty underneath. The dust is light, like poplar fluff. I put it in the dust and turned it on. Air currents from the helicopter brush blow this dust around. Either this mode is for heavy particles, or you need to shoot a helicopter. She spat and sent it off for a full cleaning. I cleaned it up and left specks in one place, like pepper from a pepper shaker. I turned on the spot mode and licked it off.
Noise
Louder than a broom, but quieter than a regular vacuum cleaner. A timid two-month-old child calmly stays in the same room with him and even falls asleep. At night in an apartment with good audibility it can interfere with sleep.
What do you still have to do?
Clear the room. Pick up things from the floor. It is in your best interest to remove the chairs. I take out the children's tables, move the crib away from the wall. In principle, this is done during any cleaning.
He doesn't like wires on the floor, but we don't have any. He is not afraid of curtains, he drives under them, touching them.
Then you need to shake out the plastic container, clean the filter and brushes. The easiest way to clean it is with an old vacuum cleaner, but I’m too lazy to take it out.
Keep the base always connected - he lives on it.
Convince the child not to catch it, not to ride on it, explain to guests that this is not a bathroom scale, otherwise someone will climb on it.
What can't it?
Remove where it does not fit geometrically. If you have a table in the corner of the room, you will have to either pull out the table or remove it between the legs and the wall yourself.
He hung on the five-centimeter threshold, got offended, whined and switched off. There is an algorithm for untangling wires and fringes - I haven’t tested it. I couldn’t get on the thin, lightweight rug with fringes along the edges - I crushed it.
In general, it suits our apartment very well - large area, parquet, no wires on the floor, not cluttered with furniture. A good device, I recommend it. Perhaps we will accept him as a member of the family. Well, like a pet, honestly. He rides, purrs, and affectionately pokes his feet. Now he’s eating, my darling. We need to give him a name.
Now I want a device to put dirty dishes in the dishwasher and put on a duvet cover. And Sashka said that he needed a robot that would put away his clothes for him, stand in the corner and lie next to him before bed when his mother was busy (here I almost burst into tears). If you know what else is useful, tell me urgently, otherwise what if I need it, but I don’t know?!
P.S. Now I am afraid of two things - either he will one day run away with our valuables and documents, or he will enslave the Universe.
Elena Zubova
Role-playing game
« Journey into space» .
Senior group.
Target: Summarize children’s knowledge about astronauts, about preparation astronauts for flight; explain where and how flight control is carried out, rockets are developed and assembled; develop imagination when building rockets and robots; continue to learn how to combine different thematic stories into a single game plot.
Tasks:
Encourage children to more widely and creatively use knowledge about space.
Promote a conscious attitude towards compliance with role interaction, focusing on the quality of the roles performed and their social significance.
Develop initiative and independence in creating a gaming environment, in observing the rules and norms of behavior in the game.
Cultivate goodwill, the ability to take into account the wishes of fellow players.
Preliminary work: reading fiction, memorizing poems on the topic space; conversations, classes about space; carrying out didactic games; looking at albums, illustrations in books about space; preparing attributes and costumes for the game.
Progress of the game:
I. Motivational part
Guys, what planet do we live on?
Planet Earth.
What is the name of the system in which our planet is located?
Solar system.
(An audio recording is turned on in which a robot from the planet "Zhelezyaka" asks earthlings for help).
What is this?
Call for help from the planet "Zhelezyaka".
Guys, they have a problem and the inhabitants of the planet "Zhelezyaka" help is needed. What do you think an epidemic is?
This is when there are a lot of sick people.
How can you and I help the inhabitants of the planet? "Zhelezyaka", after all, we are inhabitants of another planet?
Atak wanted to help, but this is not possible. After all, we are very far away and buses don’t go there.
On a rocket!
Indeed, you can do it on a rocket! But where will we get it? We don’t have the money to buy it? She probably is. Expensive.
We can build it ourselves!
You came up with a great idea. So we're flying to space! Raise your hands who wants to fly to space?
Who lives on the planet "Zhelezyaka"?
(An audio recording is turned on, which tells who lives on Zhelezyaka’s planets).
So who lives there?
Distribution of roles.
Who wants to be a robot?
(Children propose their candidates. Controversial issues are resolved by voting or drawing lots.)
Residents of the planet “Zhelezyaka” are requested to proceed to their planet.
Tell me, guys, what is the name of the profession of people who build rockets to fly in space?
+ Constructors.
So let's be with you designers, we will build a rocket on which we will go to the rescue and at the same time to space trip.
In general, guys, the rocket is manufactured individually in huge workshops, where the parts are so large that you have to use a crane. Then all spare parts are sent to cosmodrome, for example in Baikonur. And only there the final assembly of the rocket takes place.
Well, is our rocket ready?
Our astronauts Have you already passed the medical examination?
Training tests with space load?
Really ready!
– Tell me, what professions people can fly with us to space?
Captain of the ship.
Mate.
Privates astronauts.
Astronomer.
Tourists.
Journalist.
Of course, but on the condition that they all undergo special training.
We forgot about the chefs who on Earth must prepare a special space food.
Who wants to be a chef space food?
Let's now choose the captain of the ship. (Children propose their candidates. Controversial issues are resolved by voting or drawing lots.)
Now, the assistant captain and other heroes games …
Progress of the GAME:
I propose to name our rocket "Cartoon". Do you agree?
Let's remember our motto.
Even though we "Toons", we are serious and friendly, we support each other! That's our motto.
Flight Director: Can you hear me? Welcome!
Captain: I hear you well!
Flight Director: Attention! Attention! I announce that we are ready in a minute!
Captain: Ready in a minute!
Flight Director: Crew for flight to space is ready?
Captain: The crew is ready!
Flight Director: Key on start!
Captain: There is a key to start!
Flight Director: Ignition!
Captain: There is ignition!
Flight Director: I wish you a good trip!
Captain: I'm starting the countdown. 10, 9, 8, 7, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, GO!
(A video starts: "Solar system". We call the planets).
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.
Mercury is the brightest small planet and closest to the Sun.
Venus is the planet closest to Earth. Venus is surrounded by a layer of very dense clouds, due to the greenhouse effect,
Earth and satellite Moon,
Mars is a small red planet with a hard surface.
Jupiter is a huge ball of gas, the largest planet,
Saturn is an amazing and beautiful planet, consisting of gas, has pronounced rings,
Uranus - this unusual planet consists of gas; winds rage on the surface of Uranus at great speed,
Neptune - this planet, like Uranus, consists of a gas whose main composition includes water, methane and ammonia. It is precisely because of the high concentration of methane in the atmosphere that the planet acquired a blue color. (Above the surface of Neptune there are clouds of ammonia and water, and above them there is a dense layer of methane clouds, in addition, hydrogen and helium are present in the planet’s atmosphere,
Pluto is the farthest solar system the icy planet in its characteristics could relate to the earth's group of planets.
(Asteroids, comets, satellites are also encountered along the way).
Captain: Attention, we are approaching the planet "Zhelezyaka". Put on your spacesuits!
Improvisation game
They are being scanned. They will find out what happened to them and what help they need. The crew members are looking for ways to communicate with aliens (facial expressions, gestures, etc., trying to explain who they are and where they came from.
Earthlings are assembling robots together with the inhabitants of the planet "Zhelezyaka".
Treats and exchange of food at a common table.
Robots dance together.
Parting.
Return trip.
Final part.
Guys, we visited space travel, landed on the planet "Zhelezyaka", met its inhabitants and found mutual language. And there are other planets ahead of us, on some we will be able to land our rocket, but on others we will not. Why?
There are planets with a solid surface and those consisting of gas.
Absolutely right.
